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		<title>One Uncomfortable RAW With CM Venom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 04:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I know. It&#8217;s been a while. Those of you who know me will understand, those of you who (used to) read this blog casually have probably moved on to something else, and those of you who got here by doing a Google search on &#8220;CM Venom&#8221; (after viewing someone&#8217;s Wiki page) are in for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=69&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Six Flags News That Should Shock Absolutely No One</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, the following news in the ongoing saga of Kaitlyn Lasitter (the Louisville, Kentucky teen who had both of her feet severed on Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom&#8217;s Superman Tower of Power last June) will shock you to the point of inducing involuntary bodily functions. All I know is that after I read [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=39&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Oscars Drinking Game (and a little bit of setting the record straight)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Before we get into the main topic tonight, let&#8217;s get a few things straight. For everyone who ends up here doing a Google search for &#8220;CM Venom&#8221;, I present several facts: 1) Yes, I am THAT CM Venom. 2) There was no &#8220;performer (who) skipped out on the card&#8221;. 3) There are no &#8220;younger sisters&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=38&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Cockpunch In Disguise From The NFL Network</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you not in the know, the New England Patriots play the New York Giants in National Football League action this coming Saturday night. With a win, the Patriots become only the second team in NFL history to finish the regular season undefeated, joining the 1972 Miami Dolphins. One could argue that the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=36&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Fanciful World Of Six Flags Logic</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/the-fanciful-world-of-six-flags-logic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Here&#8217;s a little piece of real-life comedy I came across over on Screamscape. Six Flags announced their Q3 results and the news was not good. According to the summary on Forbes, there was a 53% drop in profits that quarter, dropping to just $84 million from $159 the year before. Overall sales, however, were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=35&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Federal Prison, Governor</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/34/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Illinois governor George Ryan trudges off to begin his federal prison sentence, while his wife Lura Lynn keeps it real.   Represent.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=34&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Scooby Don&#8217;t&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/09/24/scooby-dont/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[           It&#8217;s 11:30am on a Friday morning, and I need a cigarette.           The &#8220;smoking canopy&#8221; at my workplace is located out back, near the loading dock. It&#8217;s a grim little location, filled with rusting skeletons of welding tables and vehicle husks that will never see the joys of production. But at least there&#8217;s a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=33&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye West: Humble And Grounded Individual</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/09/13/kanye-west-humble-and-grounded-individual/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[           Oh, I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;that was a typo. The headline was supposed to read: &#8220;kanye west: gigantic asshole&#8221;           The moral of this story is simple; whoever you are, fuck your problems. Kanye West has it much worse than you. According to several sources backstage at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards &#8211; and a report [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=32&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Blog Is For You. Yes, Just For You.</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/09/10/this-blog-is-for-you-yes-just-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[           I&#8217;m a genial type of guy. And few things make me happier than communicating with you, the loyal readers of Several Uncomfortable Minutes With CMVenom. And I&#8217;m not just talking about my regular readers (and you know who you are). No, I mean even those of you who put some bizarre chain of words [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=31&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wok Softly And Carry A Big Stick</title>
		<link>http://cmvenom.wordpress.com/2007/09/06/wok-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[           Some days, you just want to get off work, go home, order some food for delivery, and waste the evening watching episodes of Build It Bigger. Yesterday was one of those days.           I had spent a good chunk of the morning in a conference meeting headed by an imbecile, and my afternoon was spent [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmvenom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022917&amp;post=30&amp;subd=cmvenom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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